February 27, 2012

What I've learned from Photoswap


  1. If you give a man a camera the first thing he will take a picture of is his crotch
  2. The second thing he will take a picture of is his tv
  3. The third thing he will take a picture of is his crotch
  4. Repeat
  5. All men seem to think that a woman will flash her boobs if you send her a pic of your hairy legs
  6. Woman can be hypnotized in to sending a picture of their boobs by repeatedly sending the same pic over and over and over and over…
  7. Hot Lesbian looking for Female… Has anyone actually fallen for that?
  8. If you're a dude trying to pretend you're a hot chick you should at least make sure your computer screen isn't visible when you take the fake picture off of some random website
  9. Where are all the F? I can't understand how this app isn't overloaded with woman willing to flash their boobs in exchange for a pic of a ceiling fan!?
  10. An amazing statistic. Apparently ever man on PhotoSwap has a 10" penis
  11. No one wants to see you take a crap… No really, no one does
  12. When given unlimited choices of what to take a picture of, the best some people can come up with is a black screen
  13. How many accidents have been caused by someone driving off the road trying to take a picture of their speedometer. 
  14. Apparently the only thing sexier than a picture of a crotch is a picture of a crotch with the fly undone!
  15. Yes that is a wall. Yes you can hang pictures on it
  16. Taking a closeup picture of your eye over and over again must be irresistible to woman
  17. I could have sworn that being a couple means there is someone else involved
  18. There are way more men who take bubble baths then I would have ever guessed
  19. I'm unsure what some people are trying to accomplish by sending a random pic of the porn they are currently whacking off to
  20. All woman are more than willing to show you the colour of their bra/panties. All you have to do is ask

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